Ladies, it’s that time of year again. The time that more and more females put down their razors and set aside their shorts for the year. No Shave November was originally created in order to raise awareness for various male cancers (key word: male, as in designed with men in mind), but has since become an excuse for “feminists” and lazy females alike to stop shaving for an entire month. C’mon ladies. Let’s have a little dignity, that’s gross. If your leg hair has grown to a half an inch long by the end of the month you can consider yourself thoroughly judged, but most likely, not alone. The No Shave November trend is growing faster than the stubble on its participants legs.

If you’re among those females that partake merely for the sake of having one less step to take towards getting ready at night, please: reevaluate your life. If checking Twitter or getting to bed 15 minutes early holds priority over shaving your legs a very minimum of two nights a week, you need to get your priorities in line.